On more important matters, doesn't it bug you when your favorite fast food burger joint just can't quite get the order correct? So whaddya do homegirl?
I think we have the answer: (Found on Patterico
"The entire hilarious transcript is in the extended entry, courtesy of Snopes.
Dispatcher: Sheriffs department, how can I help you?
Woman: Yeah, Im over here . . . Im over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente.*
Woman: Um, no, not San Clemente; Im sorry, I live in San Clemente. Im in Laguna Niguel, I think, thats where Im at.
Woman: Im at a drive-through right now.
Woman: I went . . . I ordered my food three times. Theyre mopping the floor inside, and I understand theyre busy . . . theyre not even busy, okay, Ive been the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Western Barbeque Burger. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese, onions, and I said, Im not leaving . . .
Woman: I want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do, theyre hungry, Im on my way home, and I live in San Clemente.
Woman: Okay . . . she said, she gave me another hamburger; its wrong. I said four times, I said, I want it to go. Can you go out and park in front? I said, No, I want my hamburger right. So then the . . . the lady came to the manager. She . . . well whoever she is, she came up and she said, um, she said, um, Do you want your money back? And I said, No, I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and I have to jump on that toll freeway. I said, I am not leaving this spot, and I said, I will call the police, because I want my Western Burger done right! Now is that so hard?
Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?
Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . .
Dispatcher: Maam, were not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.
Woman: What am I supposed to do?
Dispatcher: This is . . . this is between you and the manager. Were not gonna go and enforce how to make a hamburger; thats not a criminal issue. Theres . . . theres nothing criminal there.
Woman: So I just stand here . . . so I just sit here and [block]?
Dispatcher: You . . . you need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you.
Woman: She did come up, and I said, Can I please have my Western Burger? She . . . she said, Im not dealing with it, and she walked away. Because theyre mopping the floor, and its also the fact that they dont want to . . . they dont want to go through there . . . and . . . and . . .
Dispatcher: Maam, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We cant go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.
Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . youre supposed to be here to protect me.
Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger? (JB I like that line)
Woman: No . . .
Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I dont understand what you want us to do.
Woman: Just come down here. Im not . . . Im not leaving.
Dispatcher: No maam, Im not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home.
Woman: She is not acting like an adult herself! Im sitting here in my car; I just want them to make my kids a . . . a Western Burger.
Dispatcher: Maam, this is what I suggest: I suggest you get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home.
Dispatcher: Okay? Bye-bye."
JB here: Okay we've learned that calling 911 probably won't solve your problems with the burger joint. I say just get your money back and go to Taco Bell instead. Who knows what they're giving you.