Found on a LiveJournal entry:
"A note to library patrons
Please bathe, and not in cologne.
Please do not hum.
Please do not throw yourself on the ground screaming about the Lord. Take the Lord outside, buddy.
The keys will still type if you hit them softly.
Stop annoying me!"
JB here: Classic, practical prose. Something about this little commentary at the end of a long "lj" post tickled my funny bone. It's good to be smiling at 5 a.m.