R U possibly “metro-spiritual?”
(image placeholder)Gwyneth Paltrow is one. So are Angelina Jolie and Leonardo DiCaprio. Chances are your bikram yoga teacher has the major characteristics and so does the guy who makes your fruit smoothie at Jamba Juice. Donna Karan is totally in on it. The salesperson who helps you find the right Botanical Kinetics moisturizer at Aveda is probably one, along with your eco-tourism guide at Costa Rican surf camp. Richard Gere may be the proto-one and Uma Thurman was pretty much born into it. What is influencing Hollywood stars and Wal-Mart shoppers, fashionistas and Filene’s basement-dwellers alike? It’s called metrospirituality, and chances are you already know or even lead the life of a metrospiritual.
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Listen; if you’re leading the life of a “metro-spiritual” we need to talk. Does Dana Carvey as the church lady saying, “isn’t that special” ring in your ears or what.
If you’re a “metro-spiritual” just KNOCK IT OFF WILLYA. Sheesh!