Breaking News: Jessica and Nick have announced the end of their storybook romance/marriage/career/publicitystunt/ whatever. Each has indicated, “I’m no longer stuck on stupid.”
Actually, they are both real individuals and they probably entered into the marriage hoping they could make it work. I would think the odds of them having a successful marriage were less than 1 %. And actually that is sad.
So on Thanksgiving Day 2005, the big news seems to be the end of the Simpson/Lachey marriage and the fact that the Detroit Lions absolutely suck. Discouraging that. Luckily I’m not particularly a Lion’s fan. Whew.
Wait ‘til next year.