WHAT'S FOR DINNER? Found on Fox News

Food for Thought

Marshall Junior High in Clovis, New Mexico (search), was locked down after someone saw a boy carrying what police thought could be a weapon. Armed officers were placed on nearby rooftops, local streets were closed off, and dozens of anxious parents fled to the school to pull their children out of harm's way. But it turned out the threatening item was a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos, all wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-Shirt. The oversized burrito was for an assignment on product promotion.

— FOX News' Michael Levine contributed to this report

JB here: I always knew a full blown burrito was incredibly dangerous. That fact has not yet stopped me from indulging in the treat, but neither have I been threatened with arrest for carrying one around in my car. Maybe I need to pay more attention.