Love the Hate

HATEMONGERSQUARTERLY is the humor equivalence of Rodney “I don’t get no respect” Dangerfield.  In Rodney’s defense he, unlike Hatemongers, was at least funny.

However today’s screed by “Chip” at the Hate actually lucked upon a few humors; excerpts shared below.  To feast on the whole combo plate of enchiladas and frijoles go HERE.

Apologies for Pat Robertson’s Future Remarks:
1) Mr. Robertson would like to apologize for suggesting that Joe Biden is “the spawn of Satan.” Of course, Senator Biden is only distantly related to Satan, on his mother’s side.
2) Mr. Robertson would like to apologize for inferring that the Ronco Food Dehydrator is a perfect gift for your favorite fellow Christian. The Food Dehydrator, of course, is a poorly wrought piece of garbage, and the gift-giving value of a machine that makes sub-par “Turkey Jerky” is limited at best.
3) Mr. Robertson apologizes profusely for stating that “Osama bin Laden is the Irish Ted Kennedy.” It is Senator Kennedy, of course, who is Irish.
4) Mr. Robertson would like to apologize for suggesting that America should take over Mexico by force. That, of course, would not be worth it.
I tell ya, I love “the hate.”