From a Professor friend

Short Story

A college class was told to write a short story in as few words as
possible, containing the following three things:
1. Religion
2. Sexuality
3. Mystery


The only A+ paper contained this short story:

"Good God, I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it?"

JB Here! Now that's what I call a short story. The pathos, drama, vision, terror, horror and awe - it's all there!